¿Cuántas veces te habrás preguntado cómo se dice «no hablo catalán» en catalán? ¡Pero en Baleares! Pues, aquí tienes la respuesta; búscala.

Afrikaans: “Ek praat nie Afrikaans.”
Ainu: “ク・アニ アナㇰ アイヌ イタㇰ ク・イエ エアイカㇷ゜.” = “Ku=ani anak aynu itak ku=ye eaykap.”
Albanian: “Sdi me fol shqip.”
Aleut: “Unangam tunuu tunuxtalakaq”
Arabic (Bahrna [Bahrain]): “ما أتَكَلَم اللَهْجَه البَحْرينيَة.” = “atakalam allahjah albaḥrynyah.”
Arabic (Egyptian [Egypt]): Maadarsh atkallem Masri.
Modern Egyptian: Ena mış betkellım Masri.
Arabic (Levantine [Palestine, Lebanon, Jordan]): “أنَا مَا بَحْك�?ي �?َلَسَطْين�?ي.” = “baḥkī falasaṭynī.”
Arabic (Morrocan [Morroco]): “مَاكَنْعْر�?�?ْش الْعَرْب�?يَ.” = “kanʿrifsh alʿarbiya.”
Arabic: “لاَ أَتَكَلَّم�? العَرَب�?يَّةَ.” = “l atakallamu al-ʿarabīyah.”
Aragonese: “No charro aragonés.”
Aragonese (central/eastern): “No parlo aragonés.”
Aragonese (western): “No fablo aragonés.”
Armenian: “Ես չեմ խոսում հայերեն։” = “Es ‘em xosum hayeren.”
Avar: “Дида магIарул мацI лъаларо” = “Dida maʕarul matsʼ ɬalaro”
Aymara: “Nayax Aymara janiw parlt’akti.”
Azeri: “Мән азәри даниша билмирәм.” = “Mən azəri danisha bilmirəm.”
Bahasa Indonesia: “Saya tidak bisa berbicara Bahasa Indonesia.”
Bahasa Melayu: “Saya tidak boleh bercakap Bahasa Melayu.”
Basque: “Ez dut euskaraz mintzatzen.”
Belarusian: “Я не размаўляю па-беларуску.” = “Ya ne razmawlyayu pa-belarusku.”
Bemba: “Ine nshilanda Chibemba.”
Bengali: “অমি বন�?গ�?ল জনি ন।” = “ami ban’gla jani na.”
Bikol: “Dae ako tatao magtaram nin Bikol.”
Bosnian: “Ne govorim bosanski.”
Breton: “Me ne komz ket brezhoneg.”
Bulgarian: “Aз не говоря български.” = “Az ne govorya bʺlgarski.”
Cantonese Chinese: “我唔識講粵語。” = “ngő m sìk góng yut yű.”
Catalan: “No parlo català.”
Chichewa: “Ine sindi kamba Chicewa.”
Cornish: “Ny wonn kewsel Kernewek.”
Croatian: “Ne govorim hrvatski.”
Czech: “Nemluvím česky.”
Danish: “Jeg kan ikke (snakke/tale) dansk.”
Divehi: “މަޗަ ކައް ދިވެހިން ވާހަކަ ދަކާކައް ނޭގޭ.” = “ma�a ka‘ divehin v�haka dak�ka‘ nēgē.”
Dutch: “Ik spreek geen Nederlands.”
English: “I don’t speak English.”
Esperanto: “Mi ne parolas Esperanton.”
Estonian: “Ma ei räägi eesti keelt.”
Faeroese: “Eg tosi ikki føroyskt.”
Farsi: “مَن �?َارْس�?ی بَلَد ن�?ستَم.” = “man farsi balad nistam.”
Fijian: “Au sega ni lika na vosa vakaviti.”
Finnish: “En puhu suomea.”
Flemish: “Ik spreek geen Vlaams.”
Fon: “Un se fongbe a.”
French: “Je ne parle pas français.”
Frisian: “Ik sprek gjin Frysk.”
Frionske: “Ik sproak goan Frionske.”
Galician: “Non falo galego.”
Georgian: “�რ ვიცი ქ�რთული.” = “ar vici kartuli.”
German: “Ich spreche kein Deutsch.”
Greek: “Δεν μιλάω ελληνικά.” = “Den miláo elliniká.”
Guaraní: “Nañe’ẽkuaái avame.”
Gujarati (male speaker): “હ�?ં ગ�?જરતિ નથિ બોલતો।” = “hu�? gujarati nathi b�?lat�?.”
Gujarati (female speaker): “હ�?ં ગ�?જરતિ નથિ બોલ�?તિ।” = “hu�? gujarati nathi b�?lti.”
Hakka (Kejia) Chinese: “我唔識講客家話。” = “ngai ng sit gong hak ga wa.”
Hawai’ian: “‘A’ole au e ‘�?lelo Hawai’i.”
Hebrew: (m) �?ני ל�? מדבר עברית (ani lo medaber ivrit) / (f) �?ני ל�? מדברת עברית (ani lo medaberet ivrit).
Hiligaynon: “Dili ako makahambal sang Hiligaynon.” Hindi: म�?�?े हिंदी नहीं आती।” = “mujhē hindī nahī��tī.”
Hixkaryana: “Hixkaryana arwon wehxaha
Hua: “‘hua ‘gemo ‘save a.”
Hmong: “Kuv tsis has lug Moob tau.”
Hungarian: “Nem beszélek magyarul.”
Icelandic: “Mér er ekki unnt að tala íslensku.”
Ilokano: “Diak ammo agsao iti Iloko.”
Indonesian: Saya tidak berbicara bahasa Indonesia / Saya tidak berbahasa Indonesia
Inuktitut: “Inuktituusuungangngittunga. / Inuktitut uqanngittunga”
Irish Gaelic: “Níl Gaeilge agam.”
Italian: “Non parlo italiano.”
Japanese (Tôkyô): “”私は日本語が話せません。” = “watakushi wa nihongo ga hanasemasen.”
Japanese (Ôsaka): “わては大阪弁が話せまへんん。” = “wate wa Ôsakaben ga hanasemahen.”
Kalaallisut: “Kalaallisut oqaluttanngilanga”
Kannada: “ನನಗೆ ಕನಡ ಮಾತನಾಡರ.”
Kapampangan: “E ku makasalitang Kapampangan.”
Kazak: “Мен казакша сөылеы алмаымён.” = “Men qazaqsha söyley almaymën.”
Kinyarwanda: “Ntago mvuga ikinyarwanda.”
Klingon: “TIxan Hol vIjaTlaHbe’.” = “tlhIngan Hol vIjatlhlaHbe’.”
Konkani: “अ�?ऒ कॊन�?कनि उल�?लॊइ न।” = “ಅಂಒ ಕೊನ�?ಕನಿ ಉಲ�?ಲೊಇ ನ.” = “ão konkani ull’oi na.”
Korean: “저는 한국 안합니다.” = “jeoneun hanguk anhapnida.”
Kreyòl Ayisyen: “M pa pale kreyòl.”
Kurdish: “كوردی نءزءنەم.” = “Kurdî nazanem.”
Kyrgyz: “Кыргызча cүлөялбаымен.” = “Kyrgyzcha sülöyalbaymën.”
Latin: “Latine non loquor.”
Latvian: “Es nerunāju latviski.”
Letzebuergesch: “Ech schwätzen keng Lëtzeburgesch.”
Limburgish: “Ich spraek gein Limburgs.”
Lisu: “Ngua Li-su ngot tei mat gul.”
Lithuanian: “Nekalbu lietuviškai.”
Loglan: “Mi no lenpli la Loglan.”
Lozi: “Na hanibuleli Silozi.”
Luganda: “Simanyi luganda.”
Luo: “Okanyal’ woyo dhuo luo.”
Macedonian: “Hе зборувам македонcки.” = “Ne zboruvam makedonski.”
Malay: “Saya tidak boleh bercakap dalam Bahasa Melayu.”
Malagasy: “Tsy miteny malagasy aho.”
Maltese: “Na nitkellimx bil-Malti.”
Mandarin Chinese: “我�?會說中文。” = “我�?会说中文.” = “ㄨㄛˇ ㄅㄨˊ �?ㄨㄟˋ ㄕㄨㄛ ㄓㄨㄥ ㄨㄣˊ。” = “w�? bú huì shu�? zh�?ngwén.”
Manx: “Cha nel Gaelg erbee aym.”
Maori: “Koare i te korero m�?ori.”
Marathi: “मी मराठी नाही बोलू शकत।” = “mī mar�?ṭhī n�?hī b�?lū śakata.”
Martinique Kreyol: “Man pa ka palé kréyol.”
Mauritius Kreyol: “Mo pas coz creole.”
Maya: “Mu jk’opoj ta batz’i k’op.”
Mien: “Yie hiuv duqv anh-mienh mv waac.”
Mikmaq: “Moqwa tulímíkmawísu.”
Mokshan: “Mon af korhtan moksheks.”
Moldavian: “Nu vorbesc moldoveneşti.” = “Hу ворбеcк Молдовенешти.”
Mongolian: “Би монголоор ярьдааггуй.” = “Bi mongoloor yarʹdaagguy.”
Nahuatl: “Ne amo nictlahtoa in nahuatlahtolli.”
Navajo: “Diné bizaad doo yee yáshti da.”
Nepali: “मलै नेपाली औदैन।” = “malai nēp�?lī audaina.”
Nigerian Pidgin English: “Nor fit speak pidgin english.”
Niuean: “Ai iloa au ke vagahau niue.”
Norwegian (Bokmål): “Jeg snakker ikke norsk.”
Norwegian (Nynorsk): “Eg snakker ikkje norsk.”
NulKie: “Ieg niet pa NulKie.”
Occitan: “Parli pas occitan.”
Old English: “Ic ne sprece Englisce.”
Oromo: “Afaan oromoo.”
Papiamento: “No papia papiamentu.”
Pashto: “ز�? پَشْت�? خَبَر�? نشْي كَوَلَي ش�?م.” = “zi pashtu khabari nshy kawalay shum.”
Polish: “Nie mówię po polsku.”
Portuguese: “Não falo português.”
Punjabi (male speaker): “ਮੈਨ�? ਪ�?ਨ�?ਜਬਿ ਨਹਿਂ ਬੋਲ�? ਸਕ�?ਦਾ।” = “main punjabi nahi�? b�?l sakd�?.”
Punjabi (female speaker): “ਮੈਨ�? ਪ�?ਨ�?ਜਬਿ ਨਹਿਂ ਬੋਲ�? ਸਕ�?ਦਿ।” = “main punjabi nahi�? b�?l sakdi.”
Quechua: “Mana qheshwallata rimanichu.”
Quenya: “Umin ista quetë Quenyanen.”
Reunion Kreyol: “Mi koz’ pas Kréole.”
Romanian: “Nu vorbesc româneşte.”
Romany: “Me romanes našti vakerav.”
Russian: “Я нe говоpю по-русски.” = “Ya ñe gavaryu pa-russki.”
Scottish Gaelic: “Chan eil Gàidhlig agam.”
Serbian: “Hе говорим српски.” = “Ne govorim srpski.”
Seselwa Creole (Seychelles Creole French): “Mon pa coz creole.”
Shona: “Handi taure chishona.”
Slovak: “Nehovorím po slovensky.”
Slovene: “Ne govorim slovensko.”
Somali: “Kuma hadlo Soomaali.”
Sotho: “Nna ha bue Sesotho.”
Spanish: “No hablo español.”
Sranan: “Mi nowan taki sranan.”
Swahili: “Sisemi Kiswahili.”
Swedish: “Jag talar inte svenska.”
Swahili: “Sisemi Kiswahili.”
Tagalog: “Hindi ako marunong magsalita ng Tagalog.”
Tahitian: “Aita vau e parau reo Tahiti.”
Tajik: “Man ba zaboni tojik gap mezaned.” = “Ман ба забони тоҷик гап мезанед.”
Tamil: “எநக�?க�? தமிள�? பெஸ வராத�?.” = “enakku tamiḷ pesa var�?tu.”
Tausug: “Di’ aku makabissara’ Bahasa Sug.”
Tetum: “Hau la hatene koalia tetum.”
Thai (male speaker): “ผมพูดภาษาไทยไม่ได้.”
Thai (female speaker): “ดิฉันพูดภาษาไทยไม่ได้.”
Tok Pisin: “Mi no inap toktok tok pisin.”
Tonga: “Nse ambauli Chitonga.”
Traras: “Kchiouach, ma naêrafch ouatkoul nahdar ettraria.”
Tswana: “Ga ke bue setswana.”
Turkish: “Türkçe konuşmam.”
Turkmen: “Men türkmenche geplamak.” = “Мен түркменче гепламак.”
Twi: “Me ntumi nka Twi.”
Ukrainian: “Я не розмовляю українською.” = “Ja ne rozmovljaju ukrajinsʹkoju.”
Urdu: “mayin urdu nahin bulta.”
Uyghur: “مەن ئۇيغۇرچە سۆزلىمەىمەن.” = “Mən uyƣurqə sɵzliyalməymən.” = “Мән уйғурчә сөзлиялмәймән.” = “Män uyghurchä sözliyalmäymän.” = “Men uyğurçe sözliyalmeymen.”
Uzbek: “Ман узбекчада гаплаша олмайман.” = “Man uzbekchada gaplasha olmaiman.”
Vietnamese: “些空�?得㗂越。” = “Tôi không nói được tiếng Việt.”
Wallisian: “E mole au palalau faka’uvea.”
Waray-Waray: “Diri ak maaram han Waray-Waray.
Welsh: “Dw i ddim yn siarad Cymraeg.”
Wolof: “Déggu ma wolof.”
Xéniara: “Nò fabulâe Xéniara.”
Xhosa: “Andisithethi isiXhosa.”
Yiddish: “ײש פרשטי ניש ק�?ין ײדיש.” = “Ich fershtey nisch keyn yiddisch.”
Yoruba: “Emi o lè ko/sọ yoruba.”
Yup’ik: “Yugtun qalarcaranritua”
Zulu: “Angikwazi ukukhuluma isiZulu.”

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